Dear citizens,
After a longer hiatus, we have some amazing news to share about Pee Industries INC.
Restructuring
We have undergone an internal restructuring, cutting fat from departments using our new anti-DEI initiatives. The details about this program are confidential and reserved only for upper management.
We have significantly strengthened some of our more important departments. More precisely, the PIA has been hiring and vetting some new people. I won't be going into much detail here, but I expect Mike to make a public statement once they have their report 100% done. This should be very soon.
New look
As you may have noticed, we have made a new website for our company—PeeIndustries.com. We will be expanding the services we offer on this site as time goes on. The most important thing is that you can sign in with your government-issued listen.sfc.com account without any further interaction needed.
Enhanced security
Combining the recent developments in AI and caring for the citizens of ŠFC, we have been running a surveillance campaign for quite some time now. As you may know, we are still squashing some Hungarian bugs; this is for your security. You have no right to withdraw from this program.